The Best Sales Tactic Ever
“Hey check these shoes out” I say as I point out a pair of 600 dollar Manolos.
“OK I just lost my hard on.”
“What?? They are so cute.” I sound defeated. My ploy is not working.
I think for a minute.
“Well, picture me in them naked.”
“Alright, hard on is back.”
The shoes are mine.
Way Not to Pick Up A Woman
“Hey, do you like older men”?
“Well not too much older.”
This guy is 45. Drunk. Rich.
“Well how do you feel about spanking”?
Best Way To Achieve Anything – Assume you already have
“What are you”?
“I am a hot ass writer is what I am,” I say confidently.
“But, you have not been published yet,” Mr. Obvious states.
“What the hell does that have to do with anything”?!?!
Best Way to Ignore - Walk Away
“Hey Rach, I am sorry about the Angels.” I get from a phone call
GO OAKLANDDDDDD – I get from my A’s fan friend as a text,
I look at the computer.
I look at the phone.
“I gotta go to bed,” I say as I hang up the phone.
I turn off the computer
Head to my pillow.
And pout till bedtime.
Best Way To Figure Out What You Want
“I think my problem is I am not sure what job to get,” I say to my mentor.
“Well, that’s easy, ask yourself what you would do for free Then do that.”
“That’s easy. Writing of course!” I exclaim.
I think for a minute…
“But, I need to find a job to make money first. You have to work hard for the money.”
“Rach, if that were true, ditch diggers would be millionaires.”
“Bottom line Rach, do what you love and the money will follow,” she says with a sincere smile.
And the final lesson learned this week…
Best Way to Get Anything You Want
ASK FOR IT!