You know when someone is insecure if when you compliment them they call you a bitch.
You know when someone is addicted to baseball when they schedule their work, dates, and sex around a game.
You know when someone is addicted to shopping when they get thank you notes from sales people saying, “Thank you so much for allowing me to get my new plasma.”
You know when someone is obsessed with their dog when you call them and they begin to tell you about their “pooh bear’s” bowel movements,
You know when someone loves you when you piss him or her off and they give you a hug anyway.
You know when someone is comfortable around you when they let out a loud fart and laugh instead of saying “excuse me.”
You know you have been ordering some odd stuff on Amazon when The Art of Fellacio comes up on the “Recommended for you based on what you have bought” page.
You know you are a geek when you collect any sort of dolls, figurines, or overpriced collectables on ebay of your obsession (major bonus points if you have any dolls of said obsession and are male)
You know you are not in Kansas anymore when you see a fat man wearing a diaper and cupid wings.
You know you have a good friend when you can see them after being apart for a long time and it is as if nothing has changed.
You know you have faith when everything can be going wrong and you keep on walking forward anyway.
You know you need a car wash when a homeless man writes “Wash me I am dirty” in the dirt on the back window.
You know you will always put your foot in your mouth when anyone asks you to guess his or her age/weight/attractive factor.
You know you can know a lot about a person based upon how they treat the waiter.
You know that after a few New Castles…everyone seems funnier.
You know you are a dancer when you are actually looking forward to the move, Step Up.
You know you love music when you plan vacations around concerts.
You know you can always feel good or even just a little bit better.
You know that the most important thing is to Follow Your Bliss.
Tell me…what do you know?