Quick Note to the Mom and the Dad
Mom thank you for finally accepting Dad's date even though you thought he was a total player...
Dad thank you for getting your head out of your ass 29 years ago when you decided that, no, in fact, you could not live without the Mom so you had to beg her back.
Because then you would not have given birth to this wonderful, beautiful, daughter who you lovingly call the devil spawn.
Oh and that smart guy who is your son...you would not have had him either...yeah whatever.
Happy Anniversary!! And may you have 29 more years :)