Best Lines EVER...please give me some you have heard :)
...this is what I do when I should be studying :)
Best Lines EVER
Disclaimer – if you said one of these lines..this is not meant to offend, it is meant to show you how all seriously weird we all are
“My therapist told me I need to go see a psychic” – How LA
“ I want to taste you but I bet your lips are venomous.” – are we Alice Cooper now?
“Chris was so good tonight Rach.”
“Yeah you will ORGASM”!!! – Because apparently all good singers make me wet myself – and not by peeing.
(edit to add – ok you were right. I just watched him. I now have to go change panties)
“Yeah Rachel was a really wild rebelous child” – to my boss…thanks a lot
“You are a fucktard” – and a new word is born and spreads like wildifre
“Spirit is losing patience with you.” – Really? Spirit is? So that’s why Spirit caused a bird to attack?
“I heart you Muffin.” – because the person who said this is the bestest
“How’s the Bazoom”? – The dog is doing fine.
“I made that ass.” – Yes you did sweet cheeks
“Do you have a small wee wee”? – Because tact is not something I posess
“ I have this weird feeling I am going to win the lottery one day” – don’t we all.
“Why do I always get butterflies in my stomach when I see a hot guy with a great ass”?
“Because he is a hot guy with a great ass…that’d be my best guess.”
“You are so full of crap”
“Of course I am full of crap. I am a fucktard” – At least he admits it.
“They could build monuments to your self centerdness” - perfect.